2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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