But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
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I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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