The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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