Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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