Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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