So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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