i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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