Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
The feeling are messing with the penis
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I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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