Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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