there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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