Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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