Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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