she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Nicole vs. Life
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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