careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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