So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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