weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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