But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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