6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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