i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
