Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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