if i can run in heels then i can drive
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
where are you?
Hypothermia
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
My feet surprised me
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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