Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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