Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I am midnight drunk by noon
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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