Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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