You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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