why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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