Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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