also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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