ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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