he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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