how can u be prego again
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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