Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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