how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
