Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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