I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Randomize
