READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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