I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
