I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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