porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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