garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
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