i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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