My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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