Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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