Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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