one might say we're banned from that church
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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