first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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