He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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