Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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