trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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