we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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