Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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