So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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