People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I think i got beer on your cat.
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