Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
stop calling my apartment porn island.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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