I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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