He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
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I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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